mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

(via i-like-bread)

sleep-justsleep-wakeup:

calliopestorres:

HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY 

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’

(Source: kerryswashington, via whothefuckisgemma)

jaramo:

dinosaurs64:

kardashitans:

do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs

theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed

(Source: jssey, via whothefuckisgemma)